 | IS AKPORS A silly LOVER?
Mr and Mrs Akpors at a Zoo
walk past a gorilla enclosure.
Mrs Akpors: Dear, do u know
that gorillas are the only
animals which resemble men
in their behavior? Look,
seeing that no one is looking,
I'll expose one of my bosoms
to it & see how Hot it gets just
like men do.
Mrs Akpors then exposes one
of her bosoms, and, sure
enough the gorilla gets
excited and grabs the bars of
the enclosure as if it wanted
to break free.
'U See,' says Mrs Akpors, 'Now,
I know why you react the way
you do; men can't control
their animal instincts just like
gorillas can't, Men and gorillas
are d same.'
Akpors replied: 'Now expose
both bosoms and let us see
what happens.'
Mrs Akpors exposes both
bosoms to the gorilla and it
gets very excited and is now
desperately trying to escape
from the enclosure.
Akpors says: 'This is
incredible, now, pull your skirt
up, turn around and expose
your bum and let us see what
happens!'
Mrs Akpors pulls her skirt up,
turns around with her bum to
the gorilla, which by now was
extremely excited, breaks free
from the enclosure, grabs her
and starts yanking the clothes
off her.
Mrs Akpors yells: 'Sweetheart,
what do I do now? Please,
help me!'
Akpors replies: 'Now, tell him
you are on your period, u
have a headache and you are
not in mood'. Let us see if
Gorillas and Men are really the
same. |